Friday, January 14, 2011
Thursday, January 13, 2011
How the World Works Lately
*How the world works lately...*
If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work,
*He blames the restaurant*.
If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer,
*Your family blames the Tobacco company*.
If your neighbour crashes into a tree while
driving home drunk,
*He blames the bartender*.
If your grandchildren are brats without manners,
*You blame television*.
If your friend is shot by a deranged madman,
*You blame the gun manufacturer*.
And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and
tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead,
*The mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline*.
I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.
So, if I die while my *OLD WRINKLED ASS* is parked in front of this
computer, *I want all of you to blame Bill Gates.*
If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work,
*He blames the restaurant*.
If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer,
*Your family blames the Tobacco company*.
If your neighbour crashes into a tree while
driving home drunk,
*He blames the bartender*.
If your grandchildren are brats without manners,
*You blame television*.
If your friend is shot by a deranged madman,
*You blame the gun manufacturer*.
And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and
tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead,
*The mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline*.
I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.
So, if I die while my *OLD WRINKLED ASS* is parked in front of this
computer, *I want all of you to blame Bill Gates.*
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